Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
*takes 19 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*